1. I dream about kitty.
2. So many kitties around in my neighborhood (all of a sudden!)
3. And apparently I am hearing a lot of meow and stuff.
And blah blah which you people by now know cuz of my previous rantings in relation to the kitty kitty everywhere thing..
I believe these are some sorta warning sign or signs, and I think these signs want to pass on a message to me, and I conclude the message is as follows:
To. : email@example.com
Sub. : Grievances
Dear tanzy-panzy (or whoever u are, we really don’t care!)
The point is. We appreciate ur kindness by not
We are not very pleased as firstly u have not written tom’s name on the internet thing(we have our identity and we love to be called by our names!, how would u feel if I regard u as a human, not even a female, as u have done with our TOM, u have just called him a kitty, leave the male-female thing. But we have manners and we live by our ethics ) and secondly u have posted 1 snap of the kitty, while there are so many kitties who crave to be on internet and they want the world to know, how attractive they look and all, they need appreciation.(we all need it.)
Hence we are angry on u and most of the kitties are very sad and are going under therapy
…ALL CUZ OF U!!! miss tanzy…!!!
We are angry on u. and we will show our fury by haunting u and waking u when u are snoozing and poop-ing around your front door and stalking u
And I tell u, these are not just lame warnings! Mind you.
Mr. Moony meow guy.
(trustee – K.R.O (kitty rights association).
Ok now I am scared and I think I need to plant some kitty snaps plus their names or else my life is going to be kittylicious.. and I seriously don’t want that to happen.
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Sub: Re: grievances
Hey moony kitty guy,
I have taken delivery of ur mail (though I got ur mail when the damage was already done)
Don’t worry dude(or kit! As u are a kitty, am I allowed to regard yu as a dude??)
I am a good gurl
I am for world peace
I love love
And I love peace
And I love not to be interrupted when I am snoozing, by some kitty who likes to hop on me, and stalk me and haunt me wherever I go.
Therefore I think. I will take some steps ASAP.
Long live world peace!
Short live(d) meowing and stalking me everywhere by kitties
Meow!! (okay I want them(the kitty people) to think like I am one of them as I want reciprocated understanding and blah and I want them to think high of me)
Ahem! They gave me a forewarning???
Hello! i never got any warning. All they did was, just making trouble for me And nothing else.
Ahh!! So sad.. the mail came late
(a piece of advise: I suggest please don’t use the meow mail, its not reliable!) and I had to suffer cuz of the late mail arrival..aarghh!!