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My Resignation Letter

Dear Slave-Lord,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t want to visit my blog anymore. When they don’t want to visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see Slave-Lord, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you Slave-Lord.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily.
Tanzy

P.S: I just got a comment from someone and it enlightened me and I necessitate to point out that the resignation letter is totally NOT MY CREATION. I just posted this cuz one day I just abruptly walked out of my job and never looked back (literally! I even left around 12k of my salary cuz i dont want to see their face again) so I needed to write something funny to my employer (as you know I am stung by a funny bug).

I found this funny resignation letter in some sorta image file and then I typed it here. Lol so there..
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