I want a fairy tale.
I love to live in bubbles… does that mean I would/ can do drugs?
I wish to jump/shout feel nauseated. Ah cuz whenever I am over happy I feel like puking.
How does it feel to be totally and utterly happy.. happy to an extent that you could forget all the crap in your life??
I had a crush on a guy but I know it wont work because I’ve lost it.
I am perfectly and completely incapable to maintain relationships.
Scrambled.. doodled so many pages.
Doodles always remind me of somebody.
I need to go somewhere, anywhere.
Do you think its possible?
When will I grow up.. come out of my bubble?? Ah well..
You know why I want to resign?
Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t want to visit my blog anymore. When they don’t want to visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.
You see Slave-Lord, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you Slave-Lord.
So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.
P.S: I just got a comment from someone and it enlightened me and I necessitate to point out that the resignation letter is totally NOT MY CREATION. I just posted this cuz one day I just abruptly walked out of my job and never looked back (literally! I even left around 12k of my salary cuz i dont want to see their face again) so I needed to write something funny to my employer (as you know I am stung by a funny bug).
I found this funny resignation letter in some sorta image file and then I typed it here. Lol so there..
1) Hop / Jump till the lift starts to tremble : D
2) Practice kaarrrratey, so what if you do not know how to spell ‘karate’ :p
3) Perform a little dance (even if you don’t know how to dance and that you failed to get a prize in the dancing competition where you were the only contestant) :p..
4) Turn around and hide your face in the corner of the lift
5) Lean on the wall of the lift and make sure you look like a real loser when someone enters in the lift
6) Fart. If you cant fart, fake fart :D
7) Burp. Keep mumbling like "I think they are watching us", "Nooo.. No.. I dont want to go to the asylum", "Inky pinky ponky father had a donkey, donkey died, blah blah, inky pinky ponky" and suchlike.
8) Keep chatting to the person standing next to you (even if he is only visible to you)
9) Talk to your friends in a weird way / accent that an unfamiliar person starts to think that you are totally insane
10) Press all the buttons on the lift board so the lift will become more or less like a bullock cart / local train which will stop at every station, and yes the expression on peoples face is amazing, nothing irks them much :p
11) At every floor the elevator stops, say something like "bing bong" "ting tong" "yay".
Around the world, girls face double discrimination because of their gender and age. Although they may share the same rights as boys, too often girls suffer at the bottom of society held back by additional hardships and barriers
Why, in an era that saw the term 'girl power' coined, are millions of girls being condemned to a life of inequality????Gender discrimination is lamentable and if we need to eradicate this from our society. All of us need to work hand in hand.
At the end of this post, links to other resources on Discrimination Statistics are included
At a very young age a girl’s juvenile mind is overfed by their parents that she should play with dolls and other girly toys. At a later stage she is being told that she is suitable for a specific group of jobs like social work, nursing, care related or similar jobs. In certain instances it is seen that girls are provided with education etc but at the end of the day they are expected to become full time homemakers.
The discrimination lines are drawn at an early stage and by the time the girl has reached her adolescence these lines become darker and deeper. Because of all this hammerings the girl’s subconscious is gets programmed in a certain way and she starts to believe that she only belongs to certain type of jobs and activities.
Then there are women like us, who want to do something. They want to prove that they can perform anything that a man can do and even more.
Women’s empowerment is important, there are women who work harder than most of the men but are paid comparatively less. Some men have a mentality that women should not be in powerful positions and these men try to pull the woman down the corporate ladder.According to CNN Money, in 2006, there were only 10 women running Fortune 500 companies, and only 20 in the top 1,000. But it’s a start.
I found these sites that provide more information regarding the gender discrimination statistics:Just a little supplement to the earlier post: Every 26 minutes a woman in India is molested. Every 34 minutes a woman is raped. Every 42 minutes a woman is sexually harassed. Every 43 minutes a woman is kidnapped. Every 93 minutes a woman is killed. And those are just the cases that are reported.
You cannot do this, you cannot do that because you are a girl.
#1: What do you think about Zack? Do you think Zack loves me?
#2: What Zack, who Zack, Zack who?
#1: *humph* Zack Fair ..
#2: Oh …so he is not dark like you but he is fair
#1: grr.. If I am dark you are dark too… remember we are one?? btw I was talking about Zack from FF 7
#2: Uh-huh. Zack loved Aerith and they looked good together and besides he is dead and just a cartoon character.
#1: HE IS NOT A CARTOON!!! HE IS a 3D VIDEOGAME Character, moreover I don’t consider him as a cartoon.
#2: ok ok. You win.
#2: Now what?
#1: its heartbreaking that he is dead.. I wish Tetsuya Nomura makes a new FF series and I hope that Zack comes back from the dead cuz he was so so awesome plus he was tall and funny. I don’t understand why people like cloud so much he’s not worth it.
#2: *sleeping……zzzzzzz…. .*
#1: NUMBER 2!!!!! grrrr ..
#2: *Awakens now* Yeah keep talking… I am paying attention to every word. I know, I know, you cherished eating Chinese burger but it is no more available in Md Dee..