If you lounge on a couch, you can be a rapist’s friend

Lazing around the house as its Sunday. I usually don’t read newspaper,
1) I am actually not bothered with what is happening around the world.

2) I don’t have time.

3) Yes I don’t have time, and if I have time, I don’t get the time to read the newspaper as I have some important stuff to do, like surfing the internet, orkutting, or doing myriad other superfluous un things. If you were unaware of the definition of a lazy bum , you at this moment know what is a lazy bum i.e me :D
I should maybe attempt to read online newspaper *Makes a note to herself to read online newspaper for atleast 5 minutes everyday*

So I was actually lazing around on the couch and I saw the newspaper which was lying around unattended on opposite side.. I saw a picture of 3 guys with the cops and it snaps me that oh those must be the guys who got caught in the rape case.

Lets flashback a bit to know what this rape case is all about.

I reside in small town, and it’s a safe place to live. A girl can roam around at any hour here. I even used to go to tuitions at 5 a.m. like 4 years back.

Some weeks back: this girl, like me had tuitions at 5 a.m. Mostly nerds of science stream have tuition classes at 5. (Not that I am a nerd cuz I used to go to tuitions at the same time. I can never be) so instead of going to tuition she goes and meets her friend.

Bundle of stuff is being said about the consequences behind the girl meeting the guy:

1) The guy was JUST her friend and she went to meet this guy at 5 am in the morning to return the book she borrowed from him.

2) The girl and the guy were having a love affair so she went to meet him.
Whatever the reason behind the girl meeting him is actually not my concern.
So in any of the above case, she was sitting with the guy on a bench below an over bridge at 5 am. Yes, both the people the guy and the girl are not more than 17 years of age.

Now three perverts in a car come out of nowhere, and they say that they are cops and its not correct to sit alone a this time of the day.

These pervs apprize the kids to go into the car. Since the kids are just 17 they don’t have the idea. They are just too terrified to object or protest.

1) Because these pervs are made-up that they are cops. (or they are kids ofcops)

2) Your mind stops functioning when someone addresses themselves as cops and declares that you are on the wrong side of the law.

So the kids go into the car. As soon as the kids are in the car. Two of the guys holds the kid and one raped the girl. Once the guy was finished the other raped her. She was raped thrice and I don’t know exactly how much since I don’t read newspapers. But she was raped brutally and everything happened in front of that poor 17 year old boy, just imagine how vulnerable he would be feeling, as he had to witness all this and could not do anything to help his friend.

And the girl? I cant imagine the trauma that she must be going through. Just 17 years of age and was forced, became feast of three monsters.

And do you know how these a**holes were? They raped her while driving and then once they were done they dropped the girl to the same place from where they tricked the kids in the car, besides that they warned the kids to not let anyone know about this thing and come back at the same time the next day(to rape her again?) and if she utters anything , it would not be good since two guys had cop father.

Now imagine this girl raped brutally, she stood up drove back to her home and said everything to her mother… So long story, the guys got arrested the second day. The public is enraged and yes everyone is enraged.. Why would someone do a thing like that? Each individual has a right to do whatsoever they want to do, at any hour (ForGodsSake we are a democracy!). Even if the kids were having an affair, it should not matter. What matters here, is the fact that monsters like these should be punished in a way that no one would have the courage to commit this type of misdemeanor again. The News say that these pervs had a history of doing notorious and illicit things, I’ve even heard that these guys have killed a prostitute and molested a lot more. They have a history of doing things like this.. not rape but this kind of stuff.

They are now arrested, they have been badly flogged by the public.. I don’t think scars like these are removed from a girls psyche, even if she gets married, whatever may happen she is emotionally and physically broken and these vandals should be punished in the most severe way. These effects of rape will stay for years and years to come.

7 years of imprisonment and again the guys will be free. What kind of justice is this? You commit a dire crime like rape and you are liberated after some years or lockup? I mean whats the guarantee that they wont commit a crime like this again? 7 years of jail will make these people coarser and they may come back with more lust and would want to rape more girls (God knows what goes on in a rapists mind!)

These rapists should be condemned in a way that would teach these people a lesson, something that would make them remorseful of what they have done. Something that is hard enough.

So back to the current day where I see the news paper and the three guys with cops. I’ve always wanted to know how these rapists looked like, till now I never got a chance to see them as they were mostly veiled. Today I see three guys with cops without the covering. I think that they can be those rapists, I quickly jump off the couch to seize the newspapaer and I see the photograps of these guys .. read some text roughly that was below the picture to make sure that these are the rapists.

Yes they are, as per the newspaper. I look at all these guys and I feel that the younger guy looks somewhat similar to a guy I had an acquaintance with during school years. I utter “Oh that guy looks like Goldie!!”

Now Shaun comes up and he says that this guys name is also “Shaun”.. What Shaun!!?? OMG!!! Yes Goldie’s name is also SHAUN.. within our group we used to labeled him as Goldie cuz he had a Golden colored bike. I never got to talk to him or something. Goldie was a friend of my friend Ned. He often used to come with Ned to school or at tuition. I am like I never talk to people unless they talk to me (Goldie tried to talk but I was uncomfy talking) or unless I am get to meet the person everyday and that person happens to be working or sitting nearby me. Or I am bored and no one is around. So this was not the case with Goldie.

Goldie always had this impish stare, he seemed like a flirt. I have seen Goldie roaming around a lot of times. Thank goodness I never talked with Goldie. I think he had some sorta record with females too, like a lot of girlfriends and all.

Goldie looks like normal and not actually smart but yes he’s something that girls may like. Uh. I am a girl but hez not my cup of tea. I thank Goodness that hez not my cup of tea.

I am kind of bemused and bewildered that Golidie did something like. I mean that’s kind of sickening to have an acquaintance with a rapist. How bad it that?

I am a good girl and keep good company.

Some days back Sharon called me we were talking all our stuff like usual and then she said that Goldie followed her (as far as I remember she also said that he was having some Uncle type friends with him, I suppose those fellow rapists) while she was driving, when she came home, these guys were roaming around the building maybe they thought that she would come again and I do not event want to think what could have happened..At that time I felt bad .. I mean how could Goldie follow Sharon, as she also had an acquaintance with him. Eww!!! And you don’t follow people you know.

-Tanzy is acquainted with a rapist, what more one would want

If you cant shake your booty, dont ogle, Okay?

NO. I am not going to talk about work or study today . So I save you from the twinge :D

Heheh I know you get bored, reading my stuff that you just read it half way and skip reading the whole post. Ah well. No worries I am still going to write and I am still going to blabber and know what I love you for reading this : p

Well I haven’t yet started with the post and already started going astray.

Well I’ve been thinking and doing some crazy things lately.

Crazy Stuff #1:

My latest fave song was (yeah it was and not is :p) Forget It – Breaking Benjamin. Like any normal person I like to watch videos of my fave songs. Now I have this thing for Final Fantasy 7 ( Crisis Core and Advent Children). I shall talk on the subject of FF sometime later.

So I visit YouTube and rummage around for breaking Benjamin + Final Fantasy vii and the end result was this vid

Well Mum wasn’t around today and I was watching this vid and now if you watch this vid. You’ll notice the girl (FYI: her name is Yuna) has this broom like thing in her hand while she was walking in the water body. [Btw you’re not obliged to watch it :p] When she reached the water body she starts dancing and I found it as absolutely amusing and all that. Now I am very jiggy and when I watch the vid and I feel like I need to imitate this girl..lol

Random Useless Facts about me: I am totally effin stiff. My muscles can’t move. I can’t dance and I look like a dork.

But who cares I was in the mood to imitate her.

Problem: TO dance exactly like her, I need the prop that she uses while dancing

My lil brain is racing now; I start to think of all the possibilities. I bend down and begin to look for this stick which my dad keeps to shoo animals or Idk for what reason we have it at our place.. But hey I need it … Even after a lot of searching I am not able to locate that.

*sigh*

I am not going to surrender. I have to imitate her today!! So the little birds in my brains are still running and then all of a sudden I find the perfect prop for me. Plus it looks like the prop that Yuna is using.

Firstly I view the video once more so that I can imitate exactly like she does and then I start dancing (jumping/Moving my lazy self?) I clutch the prop in my hands the way she does (I by now start to feel amazing) and then I start moving the prop like she does.. I feel so happy and bouncy, needless to point out that this was a sight that no one can stand.. hahah a name like me jumping /moving .. I bet it was nothing like ‘dance’ but it was fun (for me atleast).

I can move only one part of my body at a time... for instance when I am moving my hands... I cant gracefully move my legs and torso.. hahhahha … I am such a nerd..

Crazy Stuff #2

I was riding back home on my bikey and listening to a motivational happy-go-lucky song and I get high. Hahah without weed.

I am already riding with high velocity but then I feel like closing my eyes and driving at the same velocity.

You know it’s an amazing feeling to be able to close your eyes and driving. I don’t trust anyone else with driving, I’ve tried you know closing my eyes (partially) and believe me it gives an awe-inspiring feeling.

Doing stuff like this makes me feel so damn happy and I bear a colgate smile on my face..lol

- I promise Tanzy did not booze

Waddya expect when a stupid lass works?

Remember I was said sometime back that I would describe the tasks that I execute at work. So here I am today to describe my job duties.

Umm.

I am like a stupid girl who goes to her workplace everyday.



My job by and large orbits around the internet. Reading emails, responding to emails, Googling (related to work) and blah blah blah.

Stuff that I execute when I am working:

Read emails *(I have two outlook accounts, one for my office and another for the customer support thingy I do). If I start to say all that today I won’t be able to describe my job responsibilities that is the core intent of my post today, so here I am.

Below mentioned are the archetypal jobs that I carry out in a day:
1) Customer support: Email based customer support: My client(s) have websites(s) and the website(s) are about some stuff that requires customer support. These crazy people who ask for help have navigation issues, they need to purchase stuff, they need refund, disputes, feedback about the website and how can I forget the key emails >> SPAM (I need to delete all that spam)

So I am the one who needs to act as the SUPERWOMAN and crack their queries and when their query is resolved and they thank me and when they do so, I am like so so happy.
I love customer support!

2) Virtual Assistant: Yeah virtual assistant thing rocks my sox.. why?? Because it’s got colossal assortment of odd jobs that can be executed. Starting from helping my client to find some information, updating their website, creating stuff for their website, blogging on their behalf, link building, sometimes a bit of Photoshop jobs, running auctions, adding videos, website pages, editing website pages, making appointments, emailing on their behalf, customer support, sending invoices, following up with their customers, call my clients occasionally to talk about stuff or chat via skype and blah blah and whatnot.

I love being a virtual assistant chiefly since I learn so much things, every so often there are things that I already am familiar with but never put in follow, sometimes there are things that I think I can do but never did, sometimes I am not positive regarding a certain thing: I Google it, I research I read, I read and I read and I learn. I adore reading and I love to fill in my self with all new stuff.

3) New Projects:Then there are new projects I need to start and get them approved. Once it’s approved find someone who can do it and pass the project to that individual.

a. Long Term Team Projects: There are projects and subordinates that I monitor. It’s like I do not require to be working on that project or anything I just have to communicate with the client or boss and train these people in the preliminary stages, after a few days I select an individual who is responsible enough from the team and delegate the responsibilities for the project. I still need to keep an eye and send daily reports for that project.

3) Short Term Projects: Boss emails some misc projects like, you know once or twice in a week kinda or just complete the task and end of story. I need to delegate the work, train him/her and see to it that job is done correctly and that’s it.

4) I also play a teensy weensy part in the recruitment process of our organization. It’s like when a job applicant comes, our HR interviews them and launch them in my direction, then I need to take tests (you know test is really long.. about 3 hours long.. I know so many people get frustrated and irked.. but you know its my job I need to do it..lol)

So test these people rate them on each ground, discuss with the HR concerning the candidate and hand out the test result. If the applicant is not good enough I straightforwardly suggest not to employ them and he does not but if they are fine, I give an affirmative about hiring them but there are issues like the applicant needs a better package or blah or other issues and some of them are not hired (I really feel bad, those were some good candidates and they should be working here) . Its like 1/20 people who come for the test are selected. I am a bad girl.

5) A new thing: Two of the new projects are related to content writing (yeah not that high level content writing though) and guess what? I want to be a pro content writer. I need to hone my writing skills. I am a pathetic writer but I enjoy writing. It makes me feel content. :D

So I guess this is about it. Not much. There are days when I wish to leave my job because someone is not working right, I get downbeat feedback from my clients.

Oh I forgot to bring up the part of my job that I hate.

1) I do not see my boss smiling at me. My prime objective in my professional life is to keep my boss and clients pleased and content with my work.

2) Catch entry jobs; you know those HardCore data entry jobs. Of course I need not to work on those projects, I need to get those jobs executed by my subordinates but I hate the word data entry and I try to keep a safe distance from those jobs but they approach me now and then..lol and I hate when they move towards me.

3) I am doing some important job, I have some task to complete and some applicant comes for an interview/test. You know doing two things at same time, you cant even concentrate on your task.

On the whole, I am a fanatic for work and the reason for my devotion is for the reason that it keeps me occupied and it enables me to learn something new nearly every single day.

I do not like anything that is moribund, that does not let you nurture; as this will clog your mind. I hate to have a clogged mind. I would leave my job if something like this happens.
Without a doubt there are days whilst I feel that I should give up my job and those are days (As mentioned earlier) when I get a data entry job / I feel that I am not getting projects that would enable me to upgrade my self / my boss is not happy.

Lol but that’s life. I would stay here as long as there is an opportunity for me to gain knowledge of new things.

God Bless me. God bless everyone!

-Tanzy boasts a wacky mechanism

Schedule a meeting to prove that I've got power of the tongue

Tomorrow I need to call my clients client on his behalf and schedule a meeting so that my client can talk about stuff.

The problem:

I am not bad at talking. You know... it may be like one of those axioms “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” Heehaw . I am not sure... but it’s like I was never employed as a receptionist. I've scheduled meetings with clients through email but in my entire LIFE, I never had a chance to call someone on someone’s behalf to schedule a meeting. Now I would have done it easily and not fret, IF it was not professional stuff you know. Lol no biggy actually but then too I am kinda fretting.

So I call dee and we are going to have a 10 minute role playing thing: where she is going to act as the receptionist plus the BIG GUY I need to talk to. And I am going to be Tanzy :p

We rehearsed a bit, did not help a lot but made me realize its going be just other casual phone calls where I converse with my clients. Thanks Dee.

Update:
Receptionist: Hello, This is Nicole from Father & Father inc.
Me: Good afternoon. My name is Tanzy. I am representing Mr. Vincent Phillips (ah changed my clients name, you know we sign the NDA and all) I wish to speak with Mr. Dawson.
Receptionist: Vincent Phillips?
Me: Mr. Phillips is Marisa’s husband.
Receptionist: Oh, yes. Please stay on the line while I transfer the line to Mr. Dawson
Dawson guy: Hello David speaking.
Me: Good afternoon, Mr. Dawson. My name is Tanzy and I am representing Mr. Vincent Phillips. I am calling because I’d like to schedule request to meet with you.
(pause)
Me: Mr. Phillips would like to meet you or any of your representatives regarding the safety audit of your company.
Dawson guy: Hmm.. Yes, I would like to meet with Mr. Phillips.
Me: Thank you Mr. Dawson, can you please advise me of a favorable time and day for the meeting?
Dawson guy: I will be available anytime this Thursday or Friday.
Me: Great. How is 5 pm this Thursday the 18th?
Dawson guy: Yes, that’s perfect.
Me: Thanks for your time. Mr. Phillips will see you on Thursday. Bbye.

-Tanzy has the power tongue :p *cough* maybe not the power of tête-à-tête :P