Schedule a meeting to prove that I've got power of the tongue

Tomorrow I need to call my clients client on his behalf and schedule a meeting so that my client can talk about stuff.

The problem:

I am not bad at talking. You know... it may be like one of those axioms “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” Heehaw . I am not sure... but it’s like I was never employed as a receptionist. I've scheduled meetings with clients through email but in my entire LIFE, I never had a chance to call someone on someone’s behalf to schedule a meeting. Now I would have done it easily and not fret, IF it was not professional stuff you know. Lol no biggy actually but then too I am kinda fretting.

So I call dee and we are going to have a 10 minute role playing thing: where she is going to act as the receptionist plus the BIG GUY I need to talk to. And I am going to be Tanzy :p

We rehearsed a bit, did not help a lot but made me realize its going be just other casual phone calls where I converse with my clients. Thanks Dee.

Update:
Receptionist: Hello, This is Nicole from Father & Father inc.
Me: Good afternoon. My name is Tanzy. I am representing Mr. Vincent Phillips (ah changed my clients name, you know we sign the NDA and all) I wish to speak with Mr. Dawson.
Receptionist: Vincent Phillips?
Me: Mr. Phillips is Marisa’s husband.
Receptionist: Oh, yes. Please stay on the line while I transfer the line to Mr. Dawson
Dawson guy: Hello David speaking.
Me: Good afternoon, Mr. Dawson. My name is Tanzy and I am representing Mr. Vincent Phillips. I am calling because I’d like to schedule request to meet with you.
(pause)
Me: Mr. Phillips would like to meet you or any of your representatives regarding the safety audit of your company.
Dawson guy: Hmm.. Yes, I would like to meet with Mr. Phillips.
Me: Thank you Mr. Dawson, can you please advise me of a favorable time and day for the meeting?
Dawson guy: I will be available anytime this Thursday or Friday.
Me: Great. How is 5 pm this Thursday the 18th?
Dawson guy: Yes, that’s perfect.
Me: Thanks for your time. Mr. Phillips will see you on Thursday. Bbye.

-Tanzy has the power tongue :p *cough* maybe not the power of tête-à-tête :P

in which i climb out of a cave.

Ahh..

M dragged right now. So its going to be an undersized post.

A movie with dee (my treat) :p. yeah very few people gets to dig up treats frm me. :p

It was fun. We did all those crazy boneheaded things.. laughed like crazy (errm m d one who lol’s a lot)

We buy a monstrous mug of pop-corn (my idea) its like sooo big that.. after buying this we wonder if we will ever be able to chomp all the popcorn in it. We buy this huge popcorn thing not in the interval but as soon as I set my foot on the floor where they were going to play d movie. We gush to the food court and buy. While everyone else was like talking and blah.. it was so weird and funny to carry that monstrous cup cuz the popcorn in it collectively were like huge volcano shaped and it seems as they were all shouting that just give her a lil push and we’ll erupt hehe I am laughing incessantly n shipping the thing. And everyone is staring at us. As we are d only ones who are with eatables, a massive chunk of eatables ….

So that we would never be devoid of nutrition and all whilst watching the movie. :D we did buy two pop. Yay.

As usual I was talking a lot during d movie and even mimicking the dialogues and all. At one stage dee got annoyed and asked me to shut up.

Hee hee… like I would? :p

And yeah.. suddenly a steam of memories of the parking of the multiplex comes in my mind.

While dee was buying tickets and all. I had to park my bike in the church (dumb! Where can u park ur bike?? Of course it was a parking lot) duh! *Snort* another lame joke K

So come to the point.. yeah.. is like a deep never ending cave.. i think : okay now this is it. It will end and il be able to park my bike n watch the movie. But hell no! the evil spirits of the parking lot were having something else in their minds.

First floor underground and I see no sign of bikes n there are only cars. I ask them about where to park and they say go down.

Down?? Now?? how much?? Deep ?? I would have to ?? go???

And miss the movie?? O wot? Cuz to climb out of this cave is like???? Not possible (yeah people I’ve started to use the word not possible instead of impossible, as they say.. impossible itself says “I am-possible” and baah.. so I ceased using a beautiful word cuz when I want to say impossible I mean to say not possible and not I am possible and baah. And ended with a lame-ass word :p) I climb out of the cave finally. And then a lotta things happen..

After the movie we went to chomp burgers and lick ice creams and not to forget pour scorn on people around us. And laugh and baah. there was this girl at d table next to ours, who was stuffing herself wid food in sucha way to show shes so disciplined or to make an impression on the guy she was with. :p

And we keep giggling for no reason. And that’s life. (wot that’s life?? Ah i mean that’s life life, u know. .. aah forget it!)

Today was a beautiful day. :D :p hee hee :p

I saw some tomfoolery I know on orkut in d restrau. GD :P goo goo goo :p

~*tanzy the giggle queen :D

R.I.P tanzy

15 things would come about, If my soul departs my body, right here , right now :

1. This entry would be incomplete.

2. I wont be able to brawl at the net-fixing people as they come to my place (My internet is not working and these dumb-@ss internet fixing guys haven’t showed up. They asked me to get my pc formatted and I dutifully got the pc formatted, then that dumb-@ss, again came n told me to format both the drives(grrrr) okay I did that too, and now I am calling those Dumb-@ss people since Saturday morning, and non one has showed up yet. I have made 3 calls per day. And this entry is being typed as I call this dumb-@ss customer service guy and yell at him (so I have a lot of venom inside of me :D, and by the way u know I love shouting :D) now I am waiting for this dumb-@ss internet guy to come and fix the thing, cuz now I am bored and frustrated, I want to have a glimpse of GD’s sb right away )

3. I haven’t seen my significant other, forget about meeting him (no no no! I dun want my soul to depart right now!! Arrgh!)he wont even know that a person with such a beautiful heart and soul and yadda yadda existed (hey! Atleast he has to think high of me :D) Sob. He is going to have a great loss. Sob. :D

4. Shawn will get to eat my chocolates, drive my “dhanno”, use my cellphone, and will get to use the pc for more time, he would think of himself as the “ emperor of the pc” (No! I dun want my soul to depart, not after hearing all this!)

5. Mum would fret now, as from now on, whenever the maid wont show up. She wont get any free housekeeping services!

6. I would not be able to be dressed in “sherara” at dee’s nuptial (noooo!!!)

7. GD wont know that I am dead. I m quite like dead for him since like ages now. I haven’t had any text from his side. Sob.

8. NJ would cry a river (yay! Atlast someone will cry for my loss) NJ is my twin(not my biological twin but a twin(long story tell ya later), and in case he does not cry, my ghost would make his pc’s hard-disk crash, throw this R.A.M, and put 15-20 cd’s after him, and last but not the least I WOULD CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR INTO SPIKES (ha ha) im sure that this much is more then enough to make him to cry a river and just as a lil addendum I would put glycerin drops in his eyes :D

9. As I have a few friends and I am poor at keeping contacts with them, no one will ever know until one day when all my offlines and mails will go un answered. Sharon would probably call my place. To find that I live no more :D haha :D and then one fine day u would meet Sharon somewhere and u by mistake mention me. And then Sharon says that I have left the dimension :D :p (okay Sharon will come to know as soon as my soul departs so, I will tell Sharon not to notify anyone about departure of the soul from my body, until and unless they ask about me, why bother and tell them about me, when they don’t care :D)

10. My mail box will be full with all those “u win a 100 million lottery” and “buy this and that” spam’s (Ahh! I would miss those spam’s)

11. I would never know what happened in the “harry potter and the deathly hallows” (okay, I aint an HP fan something, its just that I am a lil inquisitive about the ending as I have read all the 6 books. Of course I am not going to waste my money and buy the book or something, I would just wait for the book to come to the library and read. Or borrow it from dee when she comes back over here. (yeah may it be anything, all I want to know is what happened in the end!)

#1 Okay girl as u said u are inquisitive about the ending of the storyline, then why don’t u go to some website and see for yourself?

#2 yeah I m inquisitive bt not that, okay I will try to visit to some website if I get time. Yawn.(I would have to google and blah. And if I wanted to google wont I be googling something more important than just googling about this HP?)

#1 u lazy bone!

#2 u rusty bone :p

#1shut up n do ur own work

#2 shut up n do ur own work

#1 I am hungry

#2 okay hungry dungry go away :p

12. What will happen to my library cards? Sob.

13. Number 13 is a good number :D some buildings do not have the 13th floor, they directly have the 14th floor , but I. myself, and tanzy have the 13th number in the list. :D

14. Wont get free chocolates from Ivan.

15. I would die as a high-school pass out. Shame.

Okay now enough bitching about all this :o

The world Is mean. Hard-core mean! I am dead since like a week and no one. No effin person did call me up/ asked me where I was/ mail/offlines/ nothing doing. I hate every one now. No problemo!

So now I know for sure no one would know that tanzy panzy is six feet under :o

Pity.

random thingies.

#1

So the thing is that yesterday I was going to bring my favorite butter biscuits from my favorite butter biscuit shop. While coming back home, I saw a gurl n I see her n my jaw literally DROPS!..omigod.. I mean! she was so damn pretty that u can never imagine.. I mean so so pretty that my jaw dropped!( ha ha.. gurl are u alright? Ur jaw dropped after seeing a bful gurl,,, .. shut up! M straight :p its just that she was so bful that’s it :p)n in fact se was so bful that any guy may possibly fall for he :o, perhaps GD, perhaps NJ, perhaps any damn guy :x.. aww okay gurl dun be sucha green-eyed person :p...)chill!

#2

I hate girls, any gurl, smart gurl, dumb gurl, pretty gurl, beautiful gurl, ugly gurl, wannabe gurl, attitude-freak gurl

Okay to simplify the matters i find a need to explain u dumb people with a simple equation.

{U : x|x € sweet gurls,cute gurls, dumb gurls, bful gurls, ugly gurls, wannabe gurls, attitude freak gurls, copy cat gurls, gurls, gurls just gurls} -(difference set) {I, tanzy, me, myself, dee, sharon}

I really dont know, bt i hate them, I hate nearly all of them

#3

I mostly make fun of them(gurls) or pass a sarcastic remark, or just criticize them (of course all in my head)

#4

I even hate gurls who are good friends with my good friends, as for example I hate sharons friends, i mean i cant even find a reason to like them(like i need a reason 2 like them, hello! Why would i want to like them, i like to hate them :D :p)

#4(a)

I wonder the reason behind me hating the gurls, can my ugliness be the reason (ahh! A bigg reason :o)?? Or am I very insecure :p(no! No way :p i am secured, i even have an insurance), am I envious of them?? :o , or is there any secret psychological thing, like I had some childhood incidence or something??or is it because that girls are really bitchy and sick-o-maniac?? or is it that i don’t hate gurls at all but my head signals me to tell every one that I hate gurls :o??

#5

I dun hate dee’s friend sue, she’s like really sweet n cute n friendly so i cant hate her and we have had a hell lotta first-rate times together, like going to the coffee bars and fooling around, and making fun of other people’s hair, their anything or everything (of course behind their backs) and giggling a lot (I love giggling,, i mean i just love giggling, u can locate me giggling even after watching any not-so-funny(okay they are funny and it is just that “they” find it not-so-funny, okay this time I am not going to tell ya again that who these “they” are!) thing or any reading any internet thingy or anything, can be said that, i just need a reason to giiggle n there I go!)

Talking about the coffee bars... i have to admit that i hate coffees at the coffee bars, i am compelled to ask a question over here, incase any one of the coffee bar owner / worker/ customer is present over here... WHY ON THE FACE OF EARTH the coffee people never serve plain coffee?? Yeah plain coffee with about 3 and half tea spoons of sugar, one tea spoon of coffee, milk and water, all i ask is the basic thing, i feel content in basic stuff :p i have basic needs, thank u (all those stupid coffees with dunno what stuff in them, which changes the whole meaning of coffee, n which starts to taste like some flavored sorta frothy milk shake or somethin) Why? Why? Why? All i ask is, why??

I now refuse to pay for this sorta so-called coffee (okay, I’d think about experimenting a new name on the menu, if and only if, u are going to pay the bill :p)so while i am in a coffee bar, i either experiment(that’s when u pay),or have an ice-cream(so why not go to the ice cream parlor,?? They serve better thingies, as they are specialists in ice-creams :D) or have a pastry or have some salty thing, or have nothing at all.

Even if i am having something in my plate/ mug/ glass/ tub/ or whatever container. I tend to posses an uncanny habit of nibbling or attacking my fellow table mates stuff(ha ha there’s nothing better then having someone else’s stuff. Whenever me and dee go anywhere, i bug her with my “attacking on food skills” :D

Talking about dee makes me miss her much.. and so i have to write a lil intro about her :D

Eight Things about dee:

1. She is my cousin and my best friend.. she’s so sweet

2. Okay she suffers from mood swings(i would like to mention it over here : MOOD SWINGS in capitals!)

3. She is my giggling companion

4. she is the one who can stand my garbage chatter (i have this tendency to tell her my old stories again and again , but! Still she listens to them, isn’t that sweet :D )

5. she’s so so beautiful n she’s tall(contrary to me, if I am standing in front of u, u would not even be able to see me) and she’s sweet n she’s a perfect marriage material :D ha ha n she’s 22 now :D so incase, any bachelor is reading this crap right now, i would like you to post your bio-data :p cuz i really want to get her married.. as i want to wear this traditional “ sherara “ in her nuptial, n i m expecting a lot :D. (condition: u can only apply if u have a sweet witty 21-22-23 year old younger brother :D :p, ahem! We can sort that part out later :p,(more benifits: i would get all her good stuffs as she would go to UK.. :D wow her stuff, greedy me! :D :p) okay now u know why am i expecting a lot :p)

6. I am just nuts about her. I love her

7. Right now she’s in U.K (Oh LORD! I wish over there she could find a good looking-stunning-smart guy with whom she can walk the aisle :D(hint: someone whose name starts with an “i” and ends with a “s”) :p

8. I misch mi dee ..

Ahh!! So coffee treat, sue, Dee, coffee, i hate gurls

Yeah! I hate gurls. I hate gurls. I hate gurls.

:D

Someone please pour some poison food of in each and every gurl of the universe {exceptions: I, me, myself, tanzy, sharon, dee, sue etc} so that me and my fellow girlies would rule the world! :D

So now u know i am spiteful tanzy :D. Muhhahahahhha.