Finding Online help to Roll my sleeves and save the world

As you now I am into the change (ah Barrack Obama but my version of change STUDY) now a days. Ah so the topic, I am conducting some research on free online material or suppliments that will enable loosers like me to study well and blah but till date I could not find anything.

Two reasons, I was not able to find any online help:
1. I am a total retard, with no knowledge in Google search whatsoever.
2. There is no much specific help for people who wish to complete their academics by taking some supplementary aids from the internet. *Sigh*

Btw I found a variety of websites that would help you if you were from blah-college, blah-university but nothing in general. Oh and I found websites with how-to-blah notes (ah I know all that.. read stuff like that a zillion times, but it does not spawn motivation for me). The problem here is kinda if I can talk to people who have faced the situation same as mine and how they triumphed over this thing. I would even love to read someone if not talk or chat.

I need motivation. I need it now (ok shut up despo!!)

So with little luck and no motivation, I’ve finally found a website that has motivation and there are so many people who have goals and milestones. They set their milestones in the website and when they achieve the milestone, they describe of how they were able to complete the task and all.

Did this site help me?

Well I am not sure yet but I have registered in there and I have a goal “Study everyday”. There is this person who has completed his/her goal kinda motivating. Wow! I like this website. Its not just about studying, you can put any of your goals in here and share your stuff with people.

Bad part: Is that I am lazy and hopeless and I loose interest in things very easily. So I fear what happens if I loose interest in this again.


-Tanzy is rolling up her sleeves.

7 Things that would help me become a graduate and drain my brain

Okay guys! I need to control my life or I may go astray and will never be able to find myself again. (yah yah.. Tanzy's acting sane) So from today onwards, I am going to keep a log of stuff that I am going to do everyday or I did on that particular day which will bring me closer to my goal.

Ah *cough* my goal.. is to complete my bachelors degree..

Things I need to should to start studying:
1) Leave my job. Start studying full time (doh!)
2) Study atleast 2 hours a day
3) Get enrolled in tuition.

Oh btw did I mention that in addition to the BCA course that I am pursuing (still in first year and not even halfway through it) I have also applied in BA with majors in English. My theory behind getting enrolled in two courses is that I may perhaps be able to atleast get through one of the course and if I clear both, then it's a bumper prize for me.

Ah back to the listing stuff

4) Keep a log of stuff that you study here so that you can track your progress (I wish I can stick to this.. you know how lazy crappy I am)
5) Cut your 12 hours job to 8-9 hours.
6) Clear the DAMN exam!!!!!
7) Stock alcohol that can last atleast 2 years.. (bwhahhahah.. kidding :p)

Well I guess this is about it. I keep updating stuff.. once I am done with a milestone. I really wish that this can work and I will try to post a teeny weeny post everyday :D :P

Cuz posting keeps my juices flowing.

-Tanzy is trying to fit in the Nerd clan

Whats the relationship between: a chick, a mug, Google and Paradise?

I am considering a career change / job swap idk .. I am still considering.. Idk what I’d do.. So life currently is unchanged, bewildering, skeptical, questionable, crazy, eerie and all that. I work 12 hours a day.. Wait a minute … it means bigger paycheck?? Yo, but mum does not like it..I leave for work at 7 am and come back at 7:45 something.. So its like I work all day half days of my life .. I must admit.. I love to work.. but I miss my shopping times .. catching up with Sharon and bitching around, and stuff like that.

Yesterday I came home early and was just loitering around in the house when:

Mum: Your night suit looks good (It was daytime, but you know I wear night suit all the time)

Me: Mum!!! You’ve seen me wearing this dress earlier.

Mum: Yeah kid, but I’ve never noticed it since I’m seeing you in day light after a long time

(wah Mum.. what a taunt!!...)

Oh by the way I logged in here, just to bookmark some of my favorite one liners and quotes. I find these cute and want them to be here.. I will keep adding new-fangled ones:


P.S: You can find some more Sarcastic and Funny One Liner Collection .>>Here<<

Some of my favorite One liners: 

1. Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
2. A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
3. Oh I am just an ordinary girl who loves garlic bread, bread with garlic on it.
4. I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.
5. I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
6. If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
7. Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
8. She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, and she's dangerous!!!!
9. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
10. Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!

Sarcastic quotes:

1. By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. (bwhhahah)
2. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
3. Include me out.
4. Update: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die (Me: I know its like against me and all females , but its kinda cute!)
   
5. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (Meaning: I cant speak English)
7. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
8. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
9. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
10. I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
11. "You know what they say, what doesn't kill you..." 'Leaves you maimed, depressed and with and incredibly large debt to the hospital?'
12. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
13. Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
14. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
15. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
16. Basic research is what I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.

Oh and I’ll keep you updated if I change my job , cuz every single day I think that I want to change my job.. Lets see what comes about.. Yeah m hell befuddled! :D

Tanzy is so weird that no body would want to fritter their existence with her.. So this one will suit me well..

“A chill in the air, a cat chick* on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book Google. Ah, Paradise!”

*Chick: Young one of a hen. Incase you dirty minds think otherwise :p

I promise to upload some pictures of my desk at work. :D

You Oil Your Hair and feel bad because Its your Birthday!!

Haha

I know I am such a dork. I now am no longer a regular blogger *sob sigh wail*

*Coughs* you know I am getting old now. Life is like so-damn-average. And I need someone to love me.

And in a day 80% of my time is dedicated to work (yeah sucha crap workaholic I am (I know, I know , I aint remunerated well or even humbly) but I am cool with it (okay frigg I know whatever yo have read till now is boring and you are feeling like going to sleep and take a nap)

Well well I can write larger-than-life epics on work but today is a special day.

Special because my hair is religiously oiled and I look something like Olive Oyl (for those who have forgotten miss Oyl, here’s a photograph of her ) :D

Now my birthday is kinda round the corner, I am going to turn 21 now K (well that’s what I assume) I was born back in the eighties specifically ’88, so kinda old now (Yeah old lady) :D

So Birthday makes me feel jiggy, not cuz of the merrymaking part or whatever. I aint a party person or crap but Birthday is a reason for you and all the feminine genders to go out and shop till you drop dead on the floor (ah! Over-exaggerated a bit? ) hahah anyway, I did not shop till I dropped dead just one single cutesy cute tank top and I am like WooHoo!! :D

Its kind of like shocking pink and I am like wickedly happy, ah not so extraordinary or something. Just a simple piece of outfit. (so what if its my birthday?? I like plain clothes) :D it cost me a grand though but I am breezy. Here’s the question of the day:

Q) Why do you earn?

A) So that your wives can go shopping!! :D

Now the sad part!! *sobs* *wipes her tears*

You need no add-on proof of what a dimwit dork I am K. You by now know that I purchased my birthday suit (yeah ‘suit’ seems to be a charming word, so I am using it, any tribulations? Eh? ) I had to purchase some ornaments with it, like a pair of cute pink studs. Now I go to my favorite earring shop and I thank heavens that the shop is bare of any other clientele, cuz at whatever time I visit the shop its like over crowded with all these crazy women (not crazy actually, but I like to regard them as crazy :D) purchasing stuff and the shop guy cannot bestow all his time to me. So this time the heavens are with me and I feel blessed. I walk in, I ask them to show me some pink earrings and the man shows gazillion earrings and I am like so effin confused (yeah born confused and crappy :D ) I ask him to keep 4-5 of them aside and then I tried them. In the end I pick two of them, one was like a tiny lil being who can can barely cover your ear piercing but it was pretty. Ah lemme describe them : like two tiny pink colored cherries with a small diamond in the place of the leaf stalk. I was in love with them. I saw some other chandeliers too and I was like “So they are nice!!) and now I am trying both the earrings and I stare at the mirror and cant decide which one to buy. And the poor guy was telling me to settle on early and I counter ‘yah, there aint a shopper in your store at the moment so I can spend my time in the world to decide’ and this guy was ‘ah ok’

I could not come to a decision and finally I called up Sharon and asked her of which one should I purchase and she, yes SHE is the sinner!! She said that I should buy those long ones , said that big earrings looked good on me (Agreed. ) I asked the man to pack those I paid. Went out of the shop >> came back and asked him to give those teeny weeny cherries too. I purchased two earrings for one Dress!! Can you believe that!! And the story goes..

I had to shop some more stuff and while coming back to my bike, I was walking on the road and a thought hit me.

Me: Tanzy, you shouldn’t have purchased any of them, as you already have pretty silver loops and it would have been fine.

Me#2: Yeah, OMG what do I do? *wails*

Me: Ah now you can’t even go back to the shop keeper cuz he wont refund the money and everything.

Me#2: yeah, the tiny cherries are something you can wear on anything but what about those horrible long ones. I shouldn’t have spent so much of my money on those earrings!!

Me: Correct, you are such a dimwit.

Me#2: Agreed K

I am riding back home and I wonder of what should I do about those earrings (the horrible ones) and I feel bad about shopping a lot and all. I guess shopping makes you feel healthier and bah and in spur of the moment you purchase all that stuff and you feel happy but after you’re home, you realize that ‘Damn, I don’t could do without this stuff’

And yes I felt something equivalent. I feel slothful and crappy to go back to that shop and beg that guy to change the earrings.. I would better not change them. Besides they are like not-so-expensive, they’re less than 100) It was useless to go back and baah, So I decided I would keep those earrings in the darkest corner of my closet and pretend that ‘me purchasing the earrings incident’ never occurred and I started to feel fine.

Yeah that pink thing is still with me. I may gift it to a big shot, just like that or something or just let them decompose in the deepest corners of my closet. :D

And yeah btw. Wish me Happey B’day!!

Happy birthday to me. Happy birithday to me. Happy birthday to miss cranky-pants happy birthday to me :D

Long live whatever and long live idk whatsoever!!

And Yeah I am going to be dressed in those silver loops which I already had! Just incase you needed to know :p