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My Resignation Letter

Dear Slave-Lord,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t want to visit my blog anymore. When they don’t want to visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see Slave-Lord, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you Slave-Lord.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily.
Tanzy

P.S: I just got a comment from someone and it enlightened me and I necessitate to point out that the resignation letter is totally NOT MY CREATION. I just posted this cuz one day I just abruptly walked out of my job and never looked back (literally! I even left around 12k of my salary cuz i dont want to see their face again) so I needed to write something funny to my employer (as you know I am stung by a funny bug).

I found this funny resignation letter in some sorta image file and then I typed it here. Lol so there..

7 Amazing Responses:

AK said...
August 23, 2009 at 11:21 AM

ha ha ha ha aaaaa read kar ke accha laga be chakli motor


blog se resign aur tu jis ke liye exam me fail hui use resign ha ha ha ha funny joke

Ken said...
September 9, 2009 at 3:20 AM

Nice resignation letter. Very creative. I need to be creative in next time with my resignation letter.

Rgds,
Ken

Anonymous said...
January 7, 2010 at 5:26 PM

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

tanzy-panzy said...
January 8, 2010 at 7:22 PM

Oh anonymous! Thanks for your comments but I think the otherwise. I think my older posts had some substance in some really eerie way. Thanks for appreciating my blog again. ( I would have loved if you mentioend your name or linkbck to your blog too. Happy new year miss/mister!! )

Anonymous said...
January 29, 2010 at 12:18 AM

i read this somewhere on the internet years ago. you shouldn't take credit for other people's work. it's not nice.

Taz said...
January 29, 2010 at 5:09 AM

Hello Anon, Thanks for pointing. I just edited a bit of my post so that ppl know that it aint my thing. cheers!! ^_^

Anonymous said...
October 29, 2010 at 5:46 AM

This what I would love to send them bcoz they did the same thing with me :) bluddy hell.. they will never gonna succeed as one of the best employees are not there and its you and me lol

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