Erm.. Can I take a drag please??

Sometimes you’re so effed up that all you need is to have a drag and spit out your ire. Oh but you cant even have a drag :|

When will I grow up.. come out of my bubble?? Ah well..

My Resignation Letter

Dear Slave-Lord,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t want to visit my blog anymore. When they don’t want to visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see Slave-Lord, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you Slave-Lord.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily.
Tanzy

P.S: I just got a comment from someone and it enlightened me and I necessitate to point out that the resignation letter is totally NOT MY CREATION. I just posted this cuz one day I just abruptly walked out of my job and never looked back (literally! I even left around 12k of my salary cuz i dont want to see their face again) so I needed to write something funny to my employer (as you know I am stung by a funny bug).

I found this funny resignation letter in some sorta image file and then I typed it here. Lol so there..

I give up, hey wait I wont give up

Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.

10 crazy things to do when you are in an elevator

1) Hop / Jump till the lift starts to tremble : D

2) Practice kaarrrratey, so what if you do not know how to spell ‘karate’ :p

3) Perform a little dance (even if you don’t know how to dance and that you failed to get a prize in the dancing competition where you were the only contestant) :p..

4) Turn around and hide your face in the corner of the lift

5) Lean on the wall of the lift and make sure you look like a real loser when someone enters in the lift

6) Fart. If you cant fart, fake fart :D

7) Burp. Keep mumbling like "I think they are watching us", "Nooo.. No.. I dont want to go to the asylum", "Inky pinky ponky father had a donkey, donkey died, blah blah, inky pinky ponky" and suchlike.

8) Keep chatting to the person standing next to you (even if he is only visible to you)

9) Talk to your friends in a weird way / accent that an unfamiliar person starts to think that you are totally insane

10) Press all the buttons on the lift board so the lift will become more or less like a bullock cart / local train which will stop at every station, and yes the expression on peoples face is amazing, nothing irks them much :p

11) At every floor the elevator stops, say something like "bing bong" "ting tong" "yay".