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Waddya expect when a stupid lass works?



Remember I was said sometime back that I would describe the tasks that I execute at work. So here I am today to describe my job duties.

Umm.

I am like a stupid girl who goes to her workplace everyday.



My job by and large orbits around the internet. Reading emails, responding to emails, Googling (related to work) and blah blah blah.

Stuff that I execute when I am working:

Read emails *(I have two outlook accounts, one for my office and another for the customer support thingy I do). If I start to say all that today I won’t be able to describe my job responsibilities that is the core intent of my post today, so here I am.

Below mentioned are the archetypal jobs that I carry out in a day:
1) Customer support: Email based customer support: My client(s) have websites(s) and the website(s) are about some stuff that requires customer support. These crazy people who ask for help have navigation issues, they need to purchase stuff, they need refund, disputes, feedback about the website and how can I forget the key emails >> SPAM (I need to delete all that spam)

So I am the one who needs to act as the SUPERWOMAN and crack their queries and when their query is resolved and they thank me and when they do so, I am like so so happy.
I love customer support!

2) Virtual Assistant: Yeah virtual assistant thing rocks my sox.. why?? Because it’s got colossal assortment of odd jobs that can be executed. Starting from helping my client to find some information, updating their website, creating stuff for their website, blogging on their behalf, link building, sometimes a bit of Photoshop jobs, running auctions, adding videos, website pages, editing website pages, making appointments, emailing on their behalf, customer support, sending invoices, following up with their customers, call my clients occasionally to talk about stuff or chat via skype and blah blah and whatnot.

I love being a virtual assistant chiefly since I learn so much things, every so often there are things that I already am familiar with but never put in follow, sometimes there are things that I think I can do but never did, sometimes I am not positive regarding a certain thing: I Google it, I research I read, I read and I read and I learn. I adore reading and I love to fill in my self with all new stuff.

3) New Projects:Then there are new projects I need to start and get them approved. Once it’s approved find someone who can do it and pass the project to that individual.

a. Long Term Team Projects: There are projects and subordinates that I monitor. It’s like I do not require to be working on that project or anything I just have to communicate with the client or boss and train these people in the preliminary stages, after a few days I select an individual who is responsible enough from the team and delegate the responsibilities for the project. I still need to keep an eye and send daily reports for that project.

3) Short Term Projects: Boss emails some misc projects like, you know once or twice in a week kinda or just complete the task and end of story. I need to delegate the work, train him/her and see to it that job is done correctly and that’s it.

4) I also play a teensy weensy part in the recruitment process of our organization. It’s like when a job applicant comes, our HR interviews them and launch them in my direction, then I need to take tests (you know test is really long.. about 3 hours long.. I know so many people get frustrated and irked.. but you know its my job I need to do it..lol)

So test these people rate them on each ground, discuss with the HR concerning the candidate and hand out the test result. If the applicant is not good enough I straightforwardly suggest not to employ them and he does not but if they are fine, I give an affirmative about hiring them but there are issues like the applicant needs a better package or blah or other issues and some of them are not hired (I really feel bad, those were some good candidates and they should be working here) . Its like 1/20 people who come for the test are selected. I am a bad girl.

5) A new thing: Two of the new projects are related to content writing (yeah not that high level content writing though) and guess what? I want to be a pro content writer. I need to hone my writing skills. I am a pathetic writer but I enjoy writing. It makes me feel content. :D

So I guess this is about it. Not much. There are days when I wish to leave my job because someone is not working right, I get downbeat feedback from my clients.

Oh I forgot to bring up the part of my job that I hate.

1) I do not see my boss smiling at me. My prime objective in my professional life is to keep my boss and clients pleased and content with my work.

2) Catch entry jobs; you know those HardCore data entry jobs. Of course I need not to work on those projects, I need to get those jobs executed by my subordinates but I hate the word data entry and I try to keep a safe distance from those jobs but they approach me now and then..lol and I hate when they move towards me.

3) I am doing some important job, I have some task to complete and some applicant comes for an interview/test. You know doing two things at same time, you cant even concentrate on your task.

On the whole, I am a fanatic for work and the reason for my devotion is for the reason that it keeps me occupied and it enables me to learn something new nearly every single day.

I do not like anything that is moribund, that does not let you nurture; as this will clog your mind. I hate to have a clogged mind. I would leave my job if something like this happens.
Without a doubt there are days whilst I feel that I should give up my job and those are days (As mentioned earlier) when I get a data entry job / I feel that I am not getting projects that would enable me to upgrade my self / my boss is not happy.

Lol but that’s life. I would stay here as long as there is an opportunity for me to gain knowledge of new things.

God Bless me. God bless everyone!

-Tanzy boasts a wacky mechanism

Whats the relationship between: a chick, a mug, Google and Paradise?

I am considering a career change / job swap idk .. I am still considering.. Idk what I’d do.. So life currently is unchanged, bewildering, skeptical, questionable, crazy, eerie and all that. I work 12 hours a day.. Wait a minute … it means bigger paycheck?? Yo, but mum does not like it..I leave for work at 7 am and come back at 7:45 something.. So its like I work all day half days of my life .. I must admit.. I love to work.. but I miss my shopping times .. catching up with Sharon and bitching around, and stuff like that.

Yesterday I came home early and was just loitering around in the house when:

Mum: Your night suit looks good (It was daytime, but you know I wear night suit all the time)

Me: Mum!!! You’ve seen me wearing this dress earlier.

Mum: Yeah kid, but I’ve never noticed it since I’m seeing you in day light after a long time

(wah Mum.. what a taunt!!...)

Oh by the way I logged in here, just to bookmark some of my favorite one liners and quotes. I find these cute and want them to be here.. I will keep adding new-fangled ones:


P.S: You can find some more Sarcastic and Funny One Liner Collection .>>Here<<

Some of my favorite One liners: 


  1. Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
  2. A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
  3. Oh I am just an ordinary girl who loves garlic bread, bread with garlic on it.
  4. I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.
  5. I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
  6. If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
  7. Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
  8. She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, and she's dangerous!!!!
  9. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  10. Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
Sarcastic quotes:


  1. By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. (bwhhahah)
  2. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
  3. Include me out.
  4. Update: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die (Me: I know its like against me and all females , but its kinda cute!)
  5. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
  6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (Meaning: I cant speak English)
  7. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
  8. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
  9. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
  10. I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
  11. "You know what they say, what doesn't kill you..." 'Leaves you maimed, depressed and with and incredibly large debt to the hospital?'
  12. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
  13. Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
  14. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  15. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  16. Basic research is what I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.

Oh and I’ll keep you updated if I change my job , cuz every single day I think that I want to change my job.. Lets see what comes about.. Yeah m hell befuddled! :D

Tanzy is so weird that no body would want to fritter their existence with her.. So this one will suit me well..

“A chill in the air, a cat chick* on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book Google. Ah, Paradise!”

*Chick: Young one of a hen. Incase you dirty minds think otherwise :p

I promise to upload some pictures of my desk at work. :D

You Oil Your Hair and feel bad because Its your Birthday!!

Haha

I know I am such a dork. I now am no longer a regular blogger *sob sigh wail*

*Coughs* you know I am getting old now. Life is like so-damn-average. And I need someone to love me.

And in a day 80% of my time is dedicated to work (yeah sucha crap workaholic I am (I know, I know , I aint remunerated well or even humbly) but I am cool with it (okay frigg I know whatever yo have read till now is boring and you are feeling like going to sleep and take a nap)

Well well I can write larger-than-life epics on work but today is a special day.

Special because my hair is religiously oiled and I look something like Olive Oyl (for those who have forgotten miss Oyl, here’s a photograph of her ) :D

Now my birthday is kinda round the corner, I am going to turn 21 now K (well that’s what I assume) I was born back in the eighties specifically ’88, so kinda old now (Yeah old lady) :D

So Birthday makes me feel jiggy, not cuz of the merrymaking part or whatever. I aint a party person or crap but Birthday is a reason for you and all the feminine genders to go out and shop till you drop dead on the floor (ah! Over-exaggerated a bit? ) hahah anyway, I did not shop till I dropped dead just one single cutesy cute tank top and I am like WooHoo!! :D

Its kind of like shocking pink and I am like wickedly happy, ah not so extraordinary or something. Just a simple piece of outfit. (so what if its my birthday?? I like plain clothes) :D it cost me a grand though but I am breezy. Here’s the question of the day:

Q) Why do you earn?

A) So that your wives can go shopping!! :D

Now the sad part!! *sobs* *wipes her tears*

You need no add-on proof of what a dimwit dork I am K. You by now know that I purchased my birthday suit (yeah ‘suit’ seems to be a charming word, so I am using it, any tribulations? Eh? ) I had to purchase some ornaments with it, like a pair of cute pink studs. Now I go to my favorite earring shop and I thank heavens that the shop is bare of any other clientele, cuz at whatever time I visit the shop its like over crowded with all these crazy women (not crazy actually, but I like to regard them as crazy :D) purchasing stuff and the shop guy cannot bestow all his time to me. So this time the heavens are with me and I feel blessed. I walk in, I ask them to show me some pink earrings and the man shows gazillion earrings and I am like so effin confused (yeah born confused and crappy :D ) I ask him to keep 4-5 of them aside and then I tried them. In the end I pick two of them, one was like a tiny lil being who can can barely cover your ear piercing but it was pretty. Ah lemme describe them : like two tiny pink colored cherries with a small diamond in the place of the leaf stalk. I was in love with them. I saw some other chandeliers too and I was like “So they are nice!!) and now I am trying both the earrings and I stare at the mirror and cant decide which one to buy. And the poor guy was telling me to settle on early and I counter ‘yah, there aint a shopper in your store at the moment so I can spend my time in the world to decide’ and this guy was ‘ah ok’

I could not come to a decision and finally I called up Sharon and asked her of which one should I purchase and she, yes SHE is the sinner!! She said that I should buy those long ones , said that big earrings looked good on me (Agreed. ) I asked the man to pack those I paid. Went out of the shop >> came back and asked him to give those teeny weeny cherries too. I purchased two earrings for one Dress!! Can you believe that!! And the story goes..

I had to shop some more stuff and while coming back to my bike, I was walking on the road and a thought hit me.

Me: Tanzy, you shouldn’t have purchased any of them, as you already have pretty silver loops and it would have been fine.

Me#2: Yeah, OMG what do I do? *wails*

Me: Ah now you can’t even go back to the shop keeper cuz he wont refund the money and everything.

Me#2: yeah, the tiny cherries are something you can wear on anything but what about those horrible long ones. I shouldn’t have spent so much of my money on those earrings!!

Me: Correct, you are such a dimwit.

Me#2: Agreed K

I am riding back home and I wonder of what should I do about those earrings (the horrible ones) and I feel bad about shopping a lot and all. I guess shopping makes you feel healthier and bah and in spur of the moment you purchase all that stuff and you feel happy but after you’re home, you realize that ‘Damn, I don’t could do without this stuff’

And yes I felt something equivalent. I feel slothful and crappy to go back to that shop and beg that guy to change the earrings.. I would better not change them. Besides they are like not-so-expensive, they’re less than 100) It was useless to go back and baah, So I decided I would keep those earrings in the darkest corner of my closet and pretend that ‘me purchasing the earrings incident’ never occurred and I started to feel fine.

Yeah that pink thing is still with me. I may gift it to a big shot, just like that or something or just let them decompose in the deepest corners of my closet. :D

And yeah btw. Wish me Happey B’day!!

Happy birthday to me. Happy birithday to me. Happy birthday to miss cranky-pants happy birthday to me :D

Long live whatever and long live idk whatsoever!!

And Yeah I am going to be dressed in those silver loops which I already had! Just incase you needed to know :p

In which I Work to Move On

Ahem. So work.

Well I never knew that I am a workaholic and I still don’t know :D

Let me tell you of what my daily schedule is:

5:20 am: Wake up

5:25 am: Snooze

5:30 am: Wake Up (punch punch)

5:31 am: Turn the geyser on

5:31 and half second later: Go back to sleep

5:35 am: Take bath

5:45 am: Recite the holy book (yeah yeah… this pixie once in a day transforms into angel-like and does somewhat good)

5:50 am: Offer Prayers to GOD ALMIGHTLY (yeah yeah I am not an atheist after all, I require to keep God pleased and happy with me, so that he peppers all his shiny shiny and bright and sparkling things on me :D)

6:00 am: Snooze again

6:30 am: Wake up have tea and butter (butter here are biscuits and not butter-butter which is full of fat and blah)

(in the meantime) idk what I do

7:00 am: Arrive at office

-work *laugh* work

-work *sing* work

*coffee break*

-work *rant* work

-work *jabber* work

*gobble others lunch*

-work *hum* work

-work *yell* work

and seriously people, I love to work and work and work

What exactly this “work” is will be reveled in the next post :D

So today after a long time, or better I put it this way.

Today for the first time in my life, after this workaholic Tanzy phase, I had a visit to “The Library”

And I for some reason feel that I am missing out on something, the library hark backs me of my love for reading and how I missed reading and that I should study my college books and not fiction etcetera and this also smacks me of how Sharon is behaving now a days, as she is getting “it all”, she hardly has time for me, her academics, her nick, her things and baah (and oh don’t worry, I’m cool with that) If she’s got no time for me, I have been through tougher times, I can live exclusive of her.

You learn to move on. And moving on is the “mantra” for life.

Now you move on from this post and let me move on and take some forty winks :D

Nighty Night :D

In which I am the "murderer" :|

People I am back... yay... yes... I am back back... literally back...

Do you need any more proof for me to prove tat I am back?? Eh??

Well this single post dated today means that I am back. At least back for some time or whatsoever…

SO let me give a brief of what happened after me climbing out of the cave thingy…

I was charged for premeditated brutal homicide - was behind the bars.. and at the very moment I am behind the bars, but just to have a lil contact thingy with you guys, and keep you updated on my stuff, I bribed this patrol guy, hence I am using his lappy and jotting all this down as fast as I can

I used to see him come to the washroom every night, and I was like... omg toot toot

So I killed him and if you think I am a murderer, then yes I am...

And yes besides doing nothing in the cell, I am full time working… and I would totally effin love to blabber and swank about work in the next post..

Keep reading and spread the smile :D

Oh and apologies for not finishing my-murdering-a-living-being story.. am quite in a hurry you see....

The jailor has arrived and I need to give the lappy back :p (lame excuse, but u know I love you for believing me :D)

Muaah

Yes a tiny video as a token of my laav for all of you. These teeny weeny kitties are the awwww of the day.. :D

They are so plump and cute and see them dance to the tune.. I am sure you will convert into a pet lover after this life changing vid.







Btw you may ask of … whom did I kill or slaughter or murder… It was a roach *flashes her muscles*

I have this knack that I can smell cockroaches anywhere, if they are present in the room I am also present, I would know that he is around just cuz of I know which perfume he uses :| . [Oh but that’s other story]
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