Whats the relationship between: a chick, a mug, Google and Paradise?

I am considering a career change / job swap idk .. I am still considering.. Idk what I’d do.. So life currently is unchanged, bewildering, skeptical, questionable, crazy, eerie and all that. I work 12 hours a day.. Wait a minute … it means bigger paycheck?? Yo, but mum does not like it..I leave for work at 7 am and come back at 7:45 something.. So its like I work all day half days of my life .. I must admit.. I love to work.. but I miss my shopping times .. catching up with Sharon and bitching around, and stuff like that.

Yesterday I came home early and was just loitering around in the house when:

Mum: Your night suit looks good (It was daytime, but you know I wear night suit all the time)

Me: Mum!!! You’ve seen me wearing this dress earlier.

Mum: Yeah kid, but I’ve never noticed it since I’m seeing you in day light after a long time

(wah Mum.. what a taunt!!...)

Oh by the way I logged in here, just to bookmark some of my favorite one liners and quotes. I find these cute and want them to be here.. I will keep adding new-fangled ones:


P.S: You can find some more Sarcastic and Funny One Liner Collection .>>Here<<

Some of my favorite One liners: 

1. Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
2. A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
3. Oh I am just an ordinary girl who loves garlic bread, bread with garlic on it.
4. I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.
5. I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
6. If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
7. Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
8. She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, and she's dangerous!!!!
9. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
10. Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!

Sarcastic quotes:

1. By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. (bwhhahah)
2. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
3. Include me out.
4. Update: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die (Me: I know its like against me and all females , but its kinda cute!)
   
5. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (Meaning: I cant speak English)
7. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
8. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
9. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
10. I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
11. "You know what they say, what doesn't kill you..." 'Leaves you maimed, depressed and with and incredibly large debt to the hospital?'
12. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
13. Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
14. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
15. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
16. Basic research is what I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.

Oh and I’ll keep you updated if I change my job , cuz every single day I think that I want to change my job.. Lets see what comes about.. Yeah m hell befuddled! :D

Tanzy is so weird that no body would want to fritter their existence with her.. So this one will suit me well..

“A chill in the air, a cat chick* on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book Google. Ah, Paradise!”

*Chick: Young one of a hen. Incase you dirty minds think otherwise :p

I promise to upload some pictures of my desk at work. :D