Randomness Personified

I feel the urgency to fly, my body aches and yearns to fly (ah the aches and yearns was a bit over exaggerated) :P

I want a fairy tale.

I love to live in bubbles… does that mean I would/ can do drugs?

Gerard Butler.

I wish to jump/shout feel nauseated. Ah cuz whenever I am over happy I feel like puking.

How does it feel to be totally and utterly happy.. happy to an extent that you could forget all the crap in your life??

I had a crush on a guy but I know it wont work because I’ve lost it.

I am perfectly and completely incapable to maintain relationships.

Bub..bub…bubble!!!

Scrambled.. doodled so many pages.

Doodles always remind me of somebody.

I need to go somewhere, anywhere.

Do you think its possible?

Erm.. Can I take a drag please??

Sometimes you’re so effed up that all you need is to have a drag and spit out your ire. Oh but you cant even have a drag :|

When will I grow up.. come out of my bubble?? Ah well..

My Resignation Letter

Dear Slave-Lord,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t want to visit my blog anymore. When they don’t want to visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see Slave-Lord, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you Slave-Lord.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily.
Tanzy

P.S: I just got a comment from someone and it enlightened me and I necessitate to point out that the resignation letter is totally NOT MY CREATION. I just posted this cuz one day I just abruptly walked out of my job and never looked back (literally! I even left around 12k of my salary cuz i dont want to see their face again) so I needed to write something funny to my employer (as you know I am stung by a funny bug).

I found this funny resignation letter in some sorta image file and then I typed it here. Lol so there..

I give up, hey wait I wont give up

Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.