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Know wot..?? today our maid was on leave so, as to save our whole house from my mum(she gets cranky when d maid is on leave, n she(mi mum not d maid) wants everything in place, shez a keep-the-house-clean-freak, no doubts shez the best..) duh! So as to save the world.. miss tanzy showed up :D n took charge of the whole scene and did all dat stuff dat our maid was supposed to do ( aah! So I was a temporary maid hehe :p n this temp maid wont get any reward or accolade or anything like that.. so I am the maid who does the free work… so now if any time, any day of the year.. if someone’s maid does not show up.. u can call tanzy.. n

tadaaa! I will punch in ur face :p )


Well so I did sweep the whole house (okay sweeping is not dat bad.. u can do this sorta thing once in a bloo moon or perhaps once in sometime) now comes d yucky part (ewww!!) and I even swabed d floors (of course d Indian pocha) and u know, when I was a kid.. I fancied swabbing d floors or u can say scrubbing the floors sorta :o (aahh!! U nasty gurl, look now your stupid fancies have come true, grr,.,)


da nasty moping …right??

I still like moping.. it aint dat bad, u just have to move the cloth n tadaa its done :o.. but the problem is the “hairs” eww !.. I hate hairs.. u know.A Human has a capacity to shred hairs or something.. I duno.. I read that somewhere.. so while u are scrubbing the floors,these fallen hair approach ur hand.. n eww.. they ar not just plain hairs, they ar squelchy hairs.. n mostly they ar my hairs, as I lose a lotta hairs.. I fear one day il get bald. If there were any competition as miss lose hair queen. I would’ve been the winner (ohh dats another story :o)so those squelchy hairs ar so eek !/eww !/gross .. I hate them :o..they give Goosebumps to me .. n so while I was scrubbing the floor, my face was frowny, because of u know what, n mum thought that I dun want to mope n all,(actually I dint want to, bt was doing for d sake of saving the world, see I worry for everyone :D aint I a good gurl), then I had to convince her.. that I wasn’t frowning n blah blah :p


So here is the copy of those squelchy hairs :o


Eww so gross, see for yourself.. Okay can u see the brown water.. ha .. That’s the proof that I performed my duty nicely,


You are the eye-witness today,that how an innocent gurl like me has to suffer because some stupid maid took a leave… and if she(that’s me) dint clean the house.. she and the fellow world people would have to suffer.. She (me) had to forfeit and fight against all those squelchy monsters. so that people like u can be safe and sound n happy. So now everyone, I think all of u can do one thing, n that is, thank me .


I saved the world today :D

Hurray! (Performs the victory dance)

my motive

Ahem ahem so here I am :D

Kee guyz… well you may ask yourself a quessy … “ hey, wot d heck is this blog all abt??”

Ummmm so d answer is this blog is sorta lyk mi diary...

Not like d every day “dear diary” types, but juz some some way to capture this odd time in mi life, when I at last passed mi 12th grade (ahhh! Wot a relief),am still clueless abt things, am at all times stupid, and when I m fretting cuz I haven’t taken any university course yet, I am unemployed, n getting crazy thinking abt the future.. n blah blah

And I turned 19 this January, so I am an adult now :D woow! :D


Typing mania:

well you know I have this uncanny habit or call it addiction or whatsoever u want..

...that I need to scribble down mi thoughts, may it be a paper, or any internet crap like orkut or perhaps instant messaging, but I need to put on paper at least half a thousand words a day or perhaps half of the half thousands words a day,,

ahh!! nevermind, in short I need to type or else I don’t know wot.. cuz there’s never been a phase in mi life where I haven’t written, back then I used to write in a pile of papers, then using the internet wid yahoo answers, n orkut n blah, writing in word, in a personal diary, n things like this, but sigh all d piles of papers n d diary is found to be nowhere :O, and the Microsoft word documents have been erased form mi computer (courtesy : Mr. Trojan horse, n Mr. other-viruses, so had to format my pc) grr anyways I think this blog thing is better than d rest

n technology is advancing(ahh tanzy! At last u woke up) :p see… so me being an urban gurl :p using this blog as my shout box.. well I think shout box is an appropriate word for mi blog

as I m always shouting, I dunno they say I have some sorta high pitched voice, well yes “they”, they are my frenz, my cousins, n everyone elz who do not plummet in da two categories..

yea talking about shouting :D u know actually I like to shout,, hey no! Not the shout-talk “they” say I do, but the real shout-shout thing .. sigh bt u cant shout just like that in public can u?? Especially in here?? No?? you nuts o wot?? So perhaps that’s the reason I love to ride roller coasters

three reasons why I love roller coasters:

1. umm cuz I love to shout n when u are in a roller coaster u robotically get the right to howl, no matter in which county u reside in (of course, I can tell “them” that I was scared :p or sumthin)and I can howl as much as I like :D

2. Roller coasters are exiting**(hey u can u tel me the exact spelling of exiting?? I doubt its not exiting.. cuz it reads as exit(aka exit)+ing = exiting*,that probably means getting out sumthin… so now I ask you all, “wot do we call verb form of exite*? Huh?? Perhaps exite+ing = dat is not the right spelling now” )umm so moving on(ya I know I always get out of track..dats d way I am, u wil have to bear this :p, like it or not)…so back on track… I mean I love all those crazy stuffs, how much of indescribable joy u get when u sit in a roller coaster… yeah! Dork! I said indescribable.. so how can I describe now??

3. hehe n I love the weird tickling feeling in tummy, well I kinda abhor it, but I like it too..(yea m full of contradictions..dats d way my lil pea-brain works)

**well kee I figured out the problem wid the word exite :p actually the actual spelling of exite is “excite” so now if I write exciting :D that is it!... good work tanzy! U saved the world today! Yay!

U nincompoop.. ur grammar is like chickenshit…(okay now I know that, can u tell me something els ha?)

ahh well wot were we talking about in the first place??

Umm typing.. right?

So this is my blog n im going to engrave in it :D

So today I declare, this officially as my blog :D :P

I dun know if anyone else will read it o not..

I think they’ll waste a chunk of time reading my stuff … I recommend them to do something prolific, like perhaps minding their own business(which I can never do :p)or donating some food to a crazy homeless person, or sumthin like that

If I were u, I wouldn’t be here (ahem! In certain situations.. I could be reading someone else’s blog) lemme list that :p just fer the sake of convenience of it

Why would I read someones else’s blog or anything like dat :

1. if I had this huge crush on u, and I need to know each n every snippet of u, cuz I cant juz plumb ask u, straight on ur face(hehe beware! )well that’s a crush postulate tell u later ..

2. yea there ar certain times in my life when I want to peep in other pplz lives (ahh! So this can be ur peeking-in-other-ppls-life phase :p)

3. when I am depressed (yeah! Depressed ppl can do weird things.. :O)

4. am not able to think abt anything else, so I think that’s about it

umm.. typing right??

So this blog is going to fight like a warrior against all odds.. n mi scripts wont be lost,or misplaced,or devoured by some stupid trojan horse or anything like that (well thinking of trojan horse.. I have always wondered why this virus is called horse?? Yea one day I will go in the IT field n then I wont be wondering anymore.. bt at this moment.. I feel.. like.. horse??eh?? why??

Has to be something.. the computer nerds must have sumthing in mind.. while naming it as a horse…why not name it as trojan-cow, or trojan-tiger(see it rhymes well too), or Trojan-turltle(again rhymes) or perhaps Trojan-tomato(if names of vegetables are valid fer naming a virus, and it rhymes too)

So far I like Trojan-cow, and the Trojan-tomato :D sumthin very tantalizing about both the names.. :D

Then I would say :D oh dear! My pc is infected with the Trojan tomato, and as the tomato wasn't taken care of..it turned into liquefied form and got stale and now my pc is now like a stale stinky tomato soup!! (okay okay.. that was a lame joke...)

Ahh GOD...so back to my scripts not destroyed by anything :D

So this is the reason for this URBAN gurl to keep this blogg :D

Kee il try to fill in this blog regularly

(provided: I am not again beguiled by the orkut demon. Ha ha!)

see yo! Bibi

My First Entry: About Me:

So this is the beginning of the end or the end of blah blah .. ??

well I don’t know, now I got a lil bored with orkut, and am lil bored and a lil depressed :O and lil snippets of feelings I am not aware of right now

So let me start with some random stuff about me:

*Well reading this is a sheer waste of time, well if you are as jobless as me you can read this, anyway, I am not a good correspondent nor am I a good conversationalist, you would do better trying something like Wikipedia!!

*but since you have taken the trouble...

*I am Tanzy, Yea the black haired U-G-L-Y (in capitals ) grrl you see, nineteen, en current circumstances apart, my life is vigorously stellar (but current circumstances always gives me currents en something or d other always goes wrong)

*Lets face it I am a slouch!!

*So not an attitude freak

*I never learn to curb mi tongue

*I cant stop my mental doodling and sharpen my mind, I end up being peripatetic

*Like I said I have a wavering mind I lack equilibrium, en whenever I am in an ice cream parlor my mind always finds it hard to choose between ice-cream #1 en ice-cream #2, and as soon as I buy any one of the two I repent not taking d other one

*I aint a –ve person, I believe in being +ve, even my blood group is B+ (see it also tells me to be positive) but IDK :O

*A jobless, useless, scumbag

*Sometimes I get looks as if I am some dolt

*I treat things with levity, and I like funny things, and people with a good sense of humor

*Back in late 1990’s or early 1991 : The first fallacy I learned that moon is God

*I have a very inquisitive nature, well can say I’m a very nose-around sorta person, not with every one, but still :p

*I hate lectures where, I’ll have to keep nodding, and then I start feeling like I am one of those bobble-head dolls people put in cars *sigh*

*I like talking gibberish, going to a café on mi own (on a bad hairday) sipping my coffee and feeling sorry for my self, using my pc, lmao’ing, driving, doing absolutely nothing(apart from those mentioned here and a few others I juz cant put my fingers on right now), devouring chocos and sleepin!

*From a recent survey I’ve statistically found that fidelity is a myth

*Oh yeah...I have 4 teeth in place of 2 front teeth en I’m not going to get any dental thingy done to them(as they have been with me through thick n thin) :D

*Sum random truism I like - The gift of memory is a an awful curse; with age it gets worse, but I wont mind, I wont mind

*I like these lines bi curt cobain - I found it hard, its hard to find, Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

*so me'z me and if you don't like me for me then don't like me for me and all you’re gonna get is me!!

*I get bored easily

*I cant keep in touch with my friends

*I also don't care if you think there are loads of 'I' s and "ME" s here because this is my blog!!!

*This one specially for ppl who copy my stuff >>> Get on your way and get some class :p

*well this is just about it you guys need to know, more substantive entries will follow later...

iPhone5 Pictures!

Ps: I got tired of watching this update on my blog so pushed it back to 2005. so atleast I dont have to see it everytime I visit

Update 11/2012:Well.. We all know this post is a like a year old and iphone 5 is no where near this bful piece. but if you still want to read, then go ahead. wont stop you :)
 

I cannot express my neverending love for Apple's iPhone and cant wait for iPhone 5 (super excited!!). So here is a picture of iPhone 5th generation which in my opinion is most believable.


It all started in January when I got my first iPhone 3gs, just for using silly reasons. 10 days later: I wanted to get iPhone 4 did a bit research and found that my dear iPhone 5 is going to be launched soon. So I thought its better to wait a while to get something more awesome. :D I am sure its going to be worth the wait and I hope its slimmer and this picture is really really close to what I think iphone5 will be.

Anyway so I've heard that Apple always releases pictures of iPhone (unofficially) before its launch so this might really be the phone we all are waiting for. (yeah droid lovers too so they can say mean things about iPhone lol) :p I dont mind, I dont mind cuz I am happy and that is the only thing that matters :D

To iPhone,

I love you and I will be with you soon. Till then I'll just do with your elder brother.

Love,
T



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